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This just in from MENSA....

 

"The Spice Girls are terrific.The world needs more Spice Girls, less whinny white boys."-Gene Simmons

"It's nice to see that a certain amount of people hate us."-Paul Stanley

"If Elvis had a Marshall amplifier,he'd be called Kiss."
-Paul Stanley

 

Rock This, Amadeus! Speats Tells Ya What New Music To Dance The Funky Chicken To...

 

Belle & Sebastian - Dear Castraphophe Waitress

Pitch perfect for those looking for some twee and sympathy.

David Bowie - Reality

Finally somebody lubed the tin machine!

KISS - Alive IV: The KISS Symphony

Beck's dad conduct's the new classics!

The Letter Openers

This band can make Rock out of a roll

Dear Ninja Fox, For Anyone Willing To Take Advice From A Grown Man Inside A Ninja Fox Costume...

Dear Ninja Fox,

People pick on me cause I'm smart, and a goody-two-shoes. Aren't those supposed to be good things? Why am I unpopular because of this and how can I become popular?

Signed,

Sad Bastard

Dear Sad Bastard,

High school is a very strange place. It's a world where common sense gets turned upside down and many things don't make sense. The second you graduate and go on to college, you'll be treated differently. Once you graduate from college and land a great job (as a result of being really smart!!), you'll be treated unbelievably well.

Smart people tend to live like Kings and Queens from 21 years old and on. Life will be great for you. This doesn't help you now, but just be fully aware that the best years of your life are just around the corner.

As far as "how can you be popular now"...I don't know anything about you. I don't even know your gender. Tell me a little bit more about yourself.

Love,

Ninja Fox